what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat
i think that’s a world I would love to live in
but imagine finding a cat in your bath
just a wild cat in the bath
"I was stationed on Earth, two thousand years. Just watching. Silent, invisible... out on the road, sick for home, waiting on orders from an unknowable Father I can't begin to understand."
this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.
THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT
omg this is impossible
OH MY GOD
ALL THE AWARDS
Amazed Benedict on your dash.
oh my god i just remembered those pringles pots were a thing and now i want one
I’m gonna fuckin lose it.
Stick on earrings in grade school, Pogs in middle school, and now I am dead of old and nostalgia.
MY LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES OF AMAZINGNESS
this makes me so happy
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY
because its happy
Well, you know…shit.
why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing
you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.
Living as a woman in the USA in a nutshell:
- If you don’t have sex, you’re a prude and a bitch.
- If you have sex outside of marriage and use birth control to avoid getting pregnant, you’re a slut (whether you’ve had sex twice every day or twice in a year).
- If you have sex outside of marriage, but don’t use protection and get pregnant, you’re a slut AND you’re stupid
- If you’re single and get an abortion because you can’t afford to take time off work to push a baby the size of a melon out of your cooch, you’re a slut, stupid, AND a murderer.
- If you’re single but don’t get an abortion, but need extra governmental help to assist in raising your child you were pressured to keep because of someone else’s moral code, you’re a slut, stupid, a leech on the back of society, AND shit out of luck.
AND THE HOOOOME OF THEEEEE BRAAAAAVE
And if you’re married and have a baby, apparently raising that child is “doing nothing” and you don’t deserve to be paid maternity leave but if you don’t want to have children with your spouse or can’t have children, you “aren’t doing your duty as a wife”/”aren’t a real woman”
like nah fuck outta here.
You really can’t fucking win with some people
Reason number 457 why I’m getting the FUCK out of this country as soon as I possibly can.
The baddest ass President we’ve ever had.
obama is my favorite president and he’s not even mine
i want him to be my president
this makes me sad that i live in canada